I am Frank Smith, a general in the army of Schomen, on the planet Linstat. I live in West Frankstin, in the Northern part of Schomen. I have a very serious virus called Humanity. It is potentially deadly, and is slowly killing off our population. I am the first person to ever take the anti-virus called AIDS. The doctors think it is finally a cure for Humanity. What the virus Humanity does to our bodies is very horrible. It slowly eats away at the third or forth electron from the nucleus of various atoms in our bodies. Once this third electron is destroyed, Humanity then migrates to other atoms within our bodies and proceeds to destroy them. It is very horrible. The virus somehow puts off these horrible toxins into our bodies, which make us tired, and then after a couple of years, the sickness sets in, and after five or six years we die. Using electron microscopes we see that the virus Humanity spreads through out the electron in linear, yet erratic patterns; eventually, after time, it becomes airborne and tiny pieces of the virus begin to circle around the electron, and eventually, pieces of it spread through out the atom until they migrate through the empty space into other sections of our body. The anti-virus that Dr. Helminker created seems to spread pretty rapidly through their systems, but Humanity is very smart, and it has always figured out ways to create anti-bodies which destroy our anti-virus. Our first major success was with a great substance known as Polio. That worked real well for a while, until the virus started creating anti-bodies. Well, hopefully this new anti-virus will last and I can continue my role as general, but for the time being I am so tired, I can barely stay awake for more than three hours at a time.

By Jeff Nolan